Cheers and Jeers
INSTANT CLASSIC!
Here's a form letter sent to us from the creator of THE MIGHTY BOMB and
MATTER BABY.
Hiya, Pal!
I notice you aren't answering my letters!
I put a lot of thought and effort into my correspondence. It's
important to me. Whether the content is business or casual, all of it
matters.
Writing is my job, so you have to understand that writing letters is
like unpaid work to me. That means, that if you get one, you must be
pretty important.
I know that there are lots of time consuming things you have to do, and
it sometimes takes a while to answer postal correspondence.
Nevertheless, I'm sending you this notice because I am tired of writing
and getting no response.
Don't feel uncomfortable answering even though it's been a while. Any
quick explanation, even a phoney one, will do the trick.
If there is some issue or problem, feel free to write or call and talk
it over. I can be a great friend and a useful ally, so if there is a
problem, it's worth it to work it out.
If you do not contact me within 30 days, I will understand this to mean
you actively wish to not communicate with me. Believe me, chum, if
that's the case, that won't be a problem.
Sincerely,
John Marshall
Rancocas, NJ
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